I just saw about ten minutes of this garbage, and couldn't believe the cretinous premise: which boy or gal will (supposedly) get to screw a porn midget named Tina - a Vietnamese equivalent of a Barbie doll, I guess.
Tina Nguyen is your typical fake-nose, crooked-legged Playboy/stripper/porn bimbo, so if you're into that kind of mangy/syphilitic look, then have a ball watching this semi-staged nonsense. MTV has become something of a symbol for a world knee-deep in reveling in its own dumbing-down, but "who's gonna screw Tina?" surprised even me with its banality, laughably obvious phoniness, and cringe-worthiness. (Germans call it "Fremdscham"; the strange feeling of shame you get from watching others make utter idiots of themselves.) MTV has almost single-handedly destroyed music, and now seems to be hell-bent on finishing off what little there is left in the heads of already brainwashed teenagers. That channel almost makes me believe in conspiracy theories.
Besides, Tina is not only not cute, she is repulsive. One would think that the producers would at least make a semblance of an effort in finding an "object of desire" that resembles a beauty... There are fat and bald truck-driving serial-killers who would refuse to pull over to pay 5 bucks to have this woman perform her sexual services in their vehicles on them.
I can only guess what's next. A reality show about fellatio? Or maybe a show about cannibalism, perhaps? The winner gets to eat the host who gets sexually excited at the thought of being cooked and devoured. Or perhaps the next premise will be to have 12 volunteers from which the winner will get to fulfil his/her lifelong dream of eating the poop that exists the derriere of Paris Hilton's favourite mutt. It may sound as if I'm ranting and raving, but the rate at which average intelligence is slipping in the Western world, nothing cretinous seems impossible anymore. It's just a matter of time...
Ms.Nguyen must have picked out her winner very early on. So what's the point...?
"A strange creature she is. Why an MTV show a clone of mine uses in order money to make, know not do I. A sister perhaps separated from birth with me she is? Hmm, think about this mystery have to I shall..." (Master Yoda Nguyen)
Speaking of MTV...: http://rapidshare.com/files/438088396/RW_Women.rar (A comprehensive list of all of MTV's Real World Women.)
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