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Feast III: The Happy Finish (2009)

The survivors are saved by the mysterious prophet, Short Bus Gus, who seemingly has the ability to control the beasts. He leads them into the sewers as they travel to the big city. Along ... See full summary »

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The survivors are saved by the mysterious prophet, Short Bus Gus, who seemingly has the ability to control the beasts. He leads them into the sewers as they travel to the big city. Along the way they get help from karate expert Jean-Claude Seagal and learn that the beasts originate from a place called "The Hive." Armed with this knowledge, they decide to fight back and destroy the beasts once and for all. Written by Anonymous

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Rated R for pervasive strong horror violence and gore, disturbing images, language throughout, and nudity | See all certifications »

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17 February 2009 (USA)  »

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Feast 3: The Happy Finish  »

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$2,000,000 (estimated)
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Trivia

Diane Ayala Goldner learned how to ride a dirt bike for her role as Biker Queen. See more »

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When Greg Swank is trying to remember the combination, as he swallows, the lower part of the tube stuck through his head moves independently from the upper part, because it is made from two pieces. See more »

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References Fantasy Island (1977) See more »

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The Ballad of Feast (Parte Uno, Parte Dos, Parte Tres)
Written by Marcus Dunstan
Performed by Raphael 'Elvis' Coca
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I'm not hungry any more.
5 December 2012 | by (Hampshire, England) – See all my reviews

Ask the best chefs in the world and they will say that 'presentation is everything'; it's an old adage that I really wish director John Gulager had applied when serving up The Happy Finish, the final chapter in his Feast trilogy. Style and attention to detail are in short order, the film being dished up with all the finesse of a pig farmer with a slop bucket; if it was the third course in a meal, it would result in a severe case of indigestion.

Like Beluga caviar, Marmite and Spam, the film's main ingredients—extreme gore, female nudity, offensive humour, rubbery monsters, and random perversion—are an acquired taste, but Gulager's scatter-shot approach results in a chaotic mess that even seasoned fans of trashy horror will be hard pushed to stomach. There are one or two tasty morsels on offer—some decent effects and a couple of genuinely funny gags—but these are completely smothered by the irritating editing, half-baked ideas, unlikable characters, moronic moments, and truly bizarre directorial choices (an entire scene lit by a strobe?!?!) all of which serve to kill the appetite quicker than a short, curly hair in your mashed potato.


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