- P.J. Franklin: [voiceover] There are hazards to being the only girl. For one, the guys come to me with stuff they would never go to the other guys for. So you learn to hate the phrase...
- Kenny Morittori: PJ, you're a girl, right?
- Andy Franklin: It's so different having a female friend. Yeah, she's honest, she's supportive, she's a good listener. You guys aren't good listeners. What'd I just say?
- Bobby Newman: Something about a scavenger hunt?
- Brendan Dorff: [wearing his new shirt and tie for his new job] What do you think?
- Bobby Newman: Oh-ho-ho-ho, wow! Is class picture day tomorrow?
- Andy Franklin: I like it. Your individuality's been stripped from you. You'll fit right in.
- Bobby Newman: And I love that you call my mother Pamela.
- P.J. Franklin: Why?
- Bobby Newman: Because she hates her name.
- P.J. Franklin: No.
- Bobby Newman: No, don't worry about it. You're safe because she really, really likes you. Of course, the last time my father called her Pamela, we had to get a restraining order put on her. Yeah, I wish I was kidding about that.
- David: [doing his copy machine rap] My fingers full of toner. Your mama, I will own her. And if I ever meet your sister, I am gonna phone her.
- Kenny Morittori: Well, guess what? I'm not afraid of women anymore. In fact, it's the complete opposite.
- Mike Callahan: Women are afraid of YOU?
- Kenny Morittori: Shut up.