Francine comes up with an elaborate plan to reunite Stan and Roger after a big fight. She fakes Roger's kidnapping in hopes of showing him that Stan still cares about him. But when Stan never shows up to pay the ransom, it forces Roger to rethink the way he treats people. After all, it won't kill him to be nice to people... will it? Written by
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The tattoo on Hayley's lower back is Chinese for "6 9". See more
[Hayley runs naked outside
Say it! You have to say it!
Help! Raccoons took my penis!
Written by Glenn Shorrock
Performed by The Little River Band See more