A big, hairy guy in a cowboy hat brings his blonde, giggly BFF aboard to go sleuthing. He wants her to climb out of her square to find the guy who stole his fiancée by being the world's greatest kisser. She will have to kiss a lot of frogs in the process, so she starts with the crew. A divorced father brings his teenaged daughter aboard; the secular dad wants to become closer to his child following the recent death of her mother. Vicki befriends her and shares her similar past experiences. A Hardy young executive makes his young bride (who can still fit in one frame) pretend not to know him on the cruise. His boss, no Angel himself, demands their business trip is a "boys' only" venture. When the lecherous boss makes a play for his bride, the young man must make a move, or chance losing everything.
Did You Know?
The segment title is based upon Henny Youngman
's signature joke, "Now take my wife. Please!" See more