David Spade: Self - Host

Quotes 

• David Spade : Brad Pitt has opened up about the dificulties of life after divorce. Turns out he had to take swim classes to avoid drowning in all that pussy!

• David Spade : A woman who thought she adopted a kitten was shocked to find out it was actually a bobcat.

  [audience laughs as Spade makes a feline sound] 

  David Spade : Eh, mistakes happen. Comedy Central still hasn't realized I'm not Dana Carvey.

  [more laughter] 

  David Spade : Nobody likes a snitch...