- Captain Thaddeus Harris: [pounding car dashboard with both fists] Oh, why can't they assign me some screw-ups I can count on?
- Thomas 'House' Conklin: [exiting "Burger Queen" with a giant sandwich] House to Mahoney, I found a hot clue at Mr. Sleaze's favorite restaurant.
- Carey Mahoney: [on other line] Serve it to me, House.
- Thomas 'House' Conklin: One of his goons just picked up a pizza: pepperoni and... cheese...
- [takes a bite from his hoagie]
- Thomas 'House' Conklin: Makes me hungry just to talk about it.
- Carey Mahoney: Good work. I'll have Zed and Sweetchuck meet you there with Bonehead so he can track the scent.
- Thomas 'House' Conklin: Don't bother, I can pick up a pizza trail quicker than any old dog.
- [drops to the ground starts sniffing]
- Debbie Callahan: [watching a video tape received in the mail] It's the Mayor!
- Carl Sweetchuck: And it appears he's been Mayor-napped.
- Eugene Tackleberry: And there's Mr. Sleaze!
- Moses Hightower: I wonder what that creep wants?
- Mr. Sleaze: [on tape] I'll tell you what I want: you can have your precious Mayor back, if you free Beast.
- [chuckles]
- Carey Mahoney: Free Beast?
- Mr. Sleaze: That's right, along with three other of my associates presently in jail.
- [chuckles]
- Debbie Callahan: Mister, we are not in this business to turn crooks loose.
- Mr. Sleaze: You have exactly one hour to comply, or else it's... bye bye Mayor!
- [chuckles wickedly]