Dr. Drakken: [after Ron has defeated the aliens] What happened?
Shego: I think the sidekick just stepped up... monkey-style!
Dr. Drakken: Monkey-style? What does that mean?
Shego: You had to be there.
Dr. Drakken: Oh. Flower, take out that canon.
[Drakken's plant tendril wraps itself around a laser weapon and destroys it]
Kim Possible: [stunned] That is one tough mutant flower.
Dr. Drakken: Hahaha. I should have gone green years ago.
[in the alien ship's engine room; all yelling]
Kim Possible: Congratulations, you found the loudest room in the ship!
Shego: Try the central power core! Do some damage here, you'll get results!
Ron Stoppable: If I were an off switch, where would I be?
Dr. Drakken: No, this is highly advanced alien technology! It's not going to be as simple as finding an off...
[the room shuts down]
Dr. Drakken: ...switch.
[Rufus, next to the switch, chuckles. On the bridge, the ship shuts down]
Warmonga: What madness is this?
Warhawk: They found the off-switch!
Warmonga: Ah, long have I questioned the wisdom of that accursed switch!
Kim Possible: [after being confined in the spacecraft prison] Ok, good.
Dr. Drakken: What aspect of held prisoner aboard an alien spacecraft is good?
Kim Possible: Good is that they are not paying attention to us. They think we are trapped here.
Dr. Drakken: Aren't we?
Kim Possible: Not for long.
Dr. Drakken: [annoyed] Urmm. I find your youthful optimism irritating.
Kim Possible: Would you just...
[a plant tendril creeps out of Drakken's collar]
Kim Possible: What is that?
Dr. Drakken: What is what?
Kim Possible: On your neck?
Dr. Drakken: On my neck? Is it a bug? Get it off, get it off.
[Sees the plant tendril]
Dr. Drakken: Oh, this again.
[petals poof up around his neck]
Dr. Drakken: This is not helping.
[yells at the flower]
Dr. Drakken: Beat it.
Kim Possible: Spanking!
Dr. Drakken: [annoyed] Arrggh! Tween slang!
Kim Possible: Drakken!
Dr. Drakken: What?
Kim Possible: Your flower.
Dr. Drakken: Just because it grew on me doesn't make it my flower. It's not like I can just say, 'Flower, attack Kim Possible and...
[the plant tendril wraps itself around Kim and hoists her up in the air]
Dr. Drakken: Oh.
Dr. Drakken: [the laser gun shoots at Kim and it seems she is destroyed] You were a worthy foe. You were indeed all that. Farewell Kim Possible.
Kim Possible: [standing up behind Drakken] Hello Drakken.
Shego: C'mon Dr. D.
Dr. Drakken: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Shego: [annoyed] Is the screaming part of your plan?
Warhawk: [to Shego] You!
Shego: And you must be Mr. Warmonga.
Warmonga: She is the blue imposter's battle-mate.
Shego: Whoa, time out! Yeah, the two teens are a "thing," but there is nothing going on between me and Dr. D.!
Kim Possible: [slyly] Nothing?
Warmonga: Then why were you so threatened by my arrival?
Shego: I don't know, maybe because you're nine feet tall?
Warhawk: Denial. It's more than just a river... on the planet which we now control.
Dr. Drakken: I can see all the parts coming together of my greatest scheme ever!
Ron Stoppable: What, to save the world?
Dr. Drakken: DO NOT make me say those words!
[last lines of the series]
Professor Dementor: You must admit that it is exquisitely amusing.
Dr. Drakken: Okay, Dementor, I'd really rather not talk about it.
Professor Dementor: But the *irony*! As a mad scientist, you have been a total failure your entire career!
Dr. Drakken: [irritated] New topic, please!
Professor Dementor: Okay, okay. Why the blue skin?
Dr. Drakken: Glad you asked! Funny story. Not funny ha-ha, but it was a Tuesday...