Master Roshi:
In an ancient time, Earth was nearly destroyed. Not by man, but by Gods from the sky.
Master Roshi:
Seven mystics banded together to fight the invaders. They created the Dragon Balls.
Master Roshi:
Now the signs have appeared again, the evil has returned. Only one chosen warrior has the power to defeat this threat.
Lord Piccolo:
With this Dragon Ball, I take my vengeance... upon the Earth.
Goku:
We have to find the Dragon balls before the eclipse.
Goku:
Kamehameha!
Goku:
I'm not ready for this.
Master Roshi:
You are the only one who can do it.
Bulma:
Lets go.
Goku:
We'll go, but we go together.
Goku:
[
after Bulma's briefcase turns into a motorcycle] Cool!
Grandpa Gohan:
[
battling Mai] Hah! Come on!
[
Piccolo enters]
Grandpa Gohan:
Piccolo...
Lord Piccolo:
[
looking around Gohan's home] It's not here...
[
Goku is fighting with Master Roshi]
Bulma:
STOP! You both need to stop!
[
Goku fires a chi blast at Roshi, but Roshi ducks and Bulma is hit]
Goku:
Sorry!
Chi Chi:
[
confronting a duplicate of herself] Who the hell are YOU?
Bulma:
[
about Roshi] Why are we wasting our time with this guy? Let's just go.
Master Roshi:
But...
Goku:
We'll go...
[
looking at Roshi]
Goku:
all THREE of us.
[
Goku creates a chi wave which opens every locker in the school]
Chi Chi:
Did you do that?
[
presenting the Four-Star Dragon Ball]
Grandpa Gohan:
There are only six others in the world, each with stars of one to seven. Besides you, Goku, this is my greatest treasure.
[
Goku trashes Fuller and his gang]
Goku:
Oh, about your car...
[
smashes the car]
Bulma:
I'm not a Piccolo, you twit, whatever that is! And if I'd killed your grandfather I'd have finished you off already!
Goku:
I am Goku. I am Oozaru. In order to defeat you, I must be one with myself.
[
to Goku after he just fired chi blasts]
Chi Chi:
You're different. I like different.
Lord Piccolo:
[
charges up Ki Blast] Human power has failed before...
Goku:
[
powering up] KAAAMEEE...
Lord Piccolo:
[
Raises blast over his head] ... as it will...
Goku:
[
Moves the wave to his side with his hands] ... HAAAAAAMEEEEEEE...
Lord Piccolo:
[
fires blast] ... AGAIN!
Goku:
...HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
[
flies up and fires Kamehameha at the same time]
Yamcha:
Ow, my balls!
Grandpa Gohan:
Always have faith in who you are.
[
first lines]
Grandpa Gohan:
In a time before many can remember, our planet faced its greatest challenge. A warlord named Piccolo camed from beyond the stars, bringing darkness and chaos to our once peaceful world. Aided by his disciple Oozaru, the evil pair brought the human race to the brink of annihilation. Cities and countries crumbled beneath them. Countless lives were lost. But... finally, a group of brave warriors created the Mu Fu Ba, a powerful enchantment that imprisoned Piccolo deep within the Earth. With his master captured, Oozaru disappeared, and balance was slowly returned to our world. And so it has remained for thousands of years, until now.
Grandpa Gohan:
The first rule is... there are no rules.
Carey Fuller:
Agundes, did you just fart, man? 'Cause I swear I could have swore I just heard something.
Bulma:
You have no right to give away a third of the royalties to my invention. One day Dragonballs could power the world.
Master Roshi:
Don't worry. A third of zero is still zero.
Yamcha:
[
a jet of steam hits him] Peas and rice! I just fried my na...
Chi Chi:
Just because my name is Chi-Chi doesn't mean I'm an idiot.
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