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"How I Met Your Mother" Third Wheel (TV Episode 2007) Poster

(TV Series)

(2007)

Quotes

Ted: Alright, I'm ready. Let's hit it.

Marshall: Can't go. Tournament.

Ted: What so you mean? I suited up!

Barney: You take too long to get ready.

Ted: What are you talking about? I got that low maintenance, just rolled out of bed look.

Marshall: Yeah, which takes an hour and a half of waxing, tugging and teasing to achieve.

Barney: And then he starts on his hair. Ace!

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Marshall Eriksen: Why wasn't I told for the belt? I can go for the belt!

[Barney, Lily and Ted laugh]

Marshall Eriksen: If Lily woulda' die before me, then I could ride tricycle!

Lily Aldrin: If I die, I would just come back and haunt your penis...

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Robin Scherbatsky: I'm not shaving my legs for the first three dates. If I don't shave, I don't misbehave.

Barney Stinson: FYI, men don't care. They just want to get to the green, they don't mind going through the rough.

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Robin Scherbatsky: I need a razor.

Lily Aldrin: What happened to not shaving until the third date? Where are your convictions?

Robin Scherbatsky: They were surgically removed by Doctor Awesome.

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Ted Mosby: [after two girls are both hitting on him] I'm never NOT wearing a suit again.

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Barney Stinson: The real Wimbledon lasts a fortnight.

Marshall Eriksen: British words are cool. Also, their lawyers wear wigs. I wore a wig at work once and they laughed at me.

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Ted Mosby: It's a tricycle.

Barney Stinson: No way!

Marshall Eriksen: What happened?

Barney Stinson: It's a tricycle.

Marshall Eriksen: No way!

Lily Aldrin: What happened?

Marshall Eriksen: It's a tricycle.

Lily Aldrin: I'm telling you now, all sorority girls are sluts.

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Barney Stinson: I can't let you do this, Ted.

Ted Mosby: Why not?

Barney Stinson: Because the belt is my birthright. You can't ride the tricycle before me. It's like Jimmy Olsen beating Lex Luthor while Superman watches impotently in his bed.

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