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28 out of 49 people found the following review useful:
it so much wants to be funny that it totally fails at it, 7 September 2009
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donfischi
this movie was a very big disappointment. when i read about it the
first time i thought it could be quite funny. the synopsis suggested a
crime comedy mix with some nice twists and plenty to laugh about. but i
was totally mistaken.
the plot had no real dynamic and all the plot twists were not
surprising at all, if you can even call them twists. add to that a
bunch of stereotype characters with no depth and personality and you
can imagine how captivated i was by this movie. i thank god that the
total absence of good jokes and comedy didn't distract me form
experiencing this absence of emotion in this great void of boredom.
don't get me wrong. i didn't want to puke during the movie or something
like that. it was only after i resurfaced from this sea of dullness
that i realized how much of a big waste of time this movie was.
9 out of 15 people found the following review useful:
Ghetto version of Guy Ritchie movies, but not a good one, 13 April 2010
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KineticSeoul from United States
This is like the ghetto version of some of Guy Ritchie's movies, since
it tries to copy Guy's style and all and a bit of "The Pineapple
Express". Some may enjoy this sort of comedy, but it just tries to show
more of the black foolishness similar to Tyler Perry's movies, but at
least Tyler Perry's movies are sometimes funny this is not. I agree
with some of the reviewers that say this film tries too hard to be
funny, it's true the creators of this film probably thought by making a
bunch of guys acting all obnoxious and foolish would be humorous but it
is not in this movie and there is no depth to it. I did like it's style
of being all over the place and at the end it gets all put together,
not very original but it was alright. I guess it's decent as a rental
at best though as long as you watch it with a couple of friends.
5.6/10
14 out of 25 people found the following review useful:
Na'mean?!??, 13 November 2009
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dutchbeats from Canada
Hey what can I say I like stuff you don't have to think about! I was surprised how good this flick is; simple and well-paced with genuinely funny moments and actors. There is also some eye candy(as well as nose candy!) but hey, what do you expect from the film directing debut of the guy who makes videos for 50 Cent? It looks and feels like a Guy Richie movie so if you liked those you'll enjoy the 'American version' replete with slow motion shotgun blasted dude flying through the air in slow motion in the apartment. But if you think it's all about violence think again, this film is pure jokes and cameos(cassidy, mos def, debbie allen etc.)with lots of herb smoking and hard hip-hop backdrops. And besides, who hasn't fantasized about hog-tying and slapping the UPS guy? I know I have. Did I mention the dude from Family Matters is in it and totally kicks @##!?
6 out of 10 people found the following review useful:
Docudrama provides survival tips for visitors to urban America, 15 June 2009
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Author:
charlytully from Rosebush
*** This review may contain spoilers ***
Sure, there is an attempt by script writer Blair Cobbs to have some sort of story or "plot" for this movie, set in the underbelly of today's urban America. And yes, of course director Benny Boom tries to elicit the most realistic or "believable" acting performances possible from such film veterans as Mike Epps, Mos Def, and Debbie Allen, all of whom appear in NEXT DAY AIR. But, when you get down to brass tacks, this flick is all about showing the nitty gritty life down in the trenches of U.S. inner-cities. This site, IMDb, has a feature available for most movies called "key words." I found the listings there particularly revealing for NEXT DAY AIR. The key words provided for this movie include "cocaine," "female nudity," "marijuana," "punched in the face," "pot-head," "drug dealer," "gang-banger," "cockfighting," "shoot-out," and "thug." Obviously, NEXT DAY AIR can provide a valuable key to survival in urban America for those visiting there from Switzerland or Grosse Pointe Farms.
6 out of 10 people found the following review useful:
You're in America, steal somethin', 12 May 2009
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Jbrown0170 from United States
*** This review may contain spoilers ***
HBCU247.com writes two smalltime hoods, Brody (Mike Epps) and Guch (Wood Harris) open the box and find a gift from heaven. They immediately arrange to sell the coke to Brody's drug dealer cousin for $150,000. In the meantime, Jesus (Cisco Reves) tries to track down who got his package before the drug kingpin, Bodega Diablo (Emilio Rivera) notices that his drugs are missing. Unfortunately, time has run out and Bodega is in town, and he is furious that his shipment is lost. Bodega will get his drugs back or heads will roll. During the same time, Brody and Guch are about to complete their drug deal with Guch's cousin. They are on a collision course with destiny, because they are about to have company knocking at their door. This was a funny movie about the perils of being high while on the job. PLEASE DO NOT GET HIGH WHILE ON THE JOB!!! It was fun to watch once and not alone (you may need other people's commentary to make the movie funnier). And now that I think about it I wonder if my broken furniture and missing items from our several moves happened because our movers were high. Shame Shame This movie makes me wonder why people think it is a good idea to get quick money by selling drugs. Stupidity was definitely the new black in this movie, and these people were wearing it well! This movie is good enough to watch once as a rental! So ENJOY!
1 out of 1 people found the following review useful:
Average, 23 April 2011
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calobadams from United States
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I liked the movie to an extent. I thought it could of have been more funny and had more action and rising action to the end. I kind of thought it was unrealistic at the how Mike Epps' character missed that guy with the AK47 and how that Mexican killed that black guy. I mean that black guy should of won that knife fight because of his size and strength.Also, their were some parts of the movie where I thought, "wow, that was random", their needed to be explaining to those parts. But overall the movie was OK, not awesome but not very bad. I hope their is another movie like this but with a stronger plot and it's not like 30 minutes long.
6 out of 11 people found the following review useful:
Boyz n' the hood meets Guy Ritchie, 14 August 2009
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Jackpollins from United States
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In a summer of action films, and raunchy comedies, it is refreshing to see an action-thriller-comedy like Next Day Air. It stars the very funny Donald Faison as Leo, an NDA worker who accidentally delivers a package belonging to a drug lord to a bunch of pot smoking, unsuccessful robbers. Emilio Rivera is both funny and creepy as the drug lord. Mike Epps and Wood Harris are excellent as the unsuccessful robbers who accidentally get the package. The movie is both thrilling and funny, although it is a bit off center, and someone's thumb gets cut off which was not needed. The movie's final showdown also wears the movie down. It is a very good movie, though. The movie is only about 90 minutes, but it would of been nice if it was 75 minutes, because that final, bloody shoot out was not needed. The movie is still very recommendable, and the cast is top-notch. The movie has a lot of laughs and still makes room for a lot of thrills. Overall, this is worth it, but I wouldn't say it's the work of a perfectionist or the work of a genius, just a pretty good movie.
Express delivery, 13 October 2011
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Shamek Stepien from Poland
Being addicted to the doobie may not be the best character trait when
working for a courier service. Leo (Donald Faison) seems unperturbed,
given his mother is the person who hired him. On another typical high
Leo mistakenly delivers a package full of heroine to a bunch of
slightly retarded wannabee gangsta / bank robbas / criminimal
masterminds Brody (Mike Epps) and Guch (Wood Harris). This quickly
causes a series of events which lead to the opening scene of the
movies: Leo being surrounded by people with guns and a low tolerance
for ineptitude.
"Next Day Air" closely follows in the footsteps set out by movies such
as "Snatch" or "51st State", although this time around it takes place
entirely in the States with 80% of the movie occurring in two rooms. As
can be expected it is a mix of unabated comedy with brutal gangsters,
fast talking criminals and crazy sequence of events ending with a grand
showdown finale to tie all the separate plots and characters together.
Based on a very rudimentary plot the movie aims at delivering the
package with the minimum necessary runtime. At just 84 minutes and no
less than 9 main characters being involved there is no place for their
development, background or emotional involvement. Instead we get a fast
paced movie (which somehow manages to find time to have pointless
detours into non-funny side scene attractions) with a lack of purpose.
None of the character are able to catch your attention and involve you
in the story, although Omari Hardwick (playing a drug dealer wanting
out of business) does his sincerest best to bridge the script
shortcomings.
A sorely empty package filled with fluff, but at least the delivery is
express so at least you won't waste a lot of time waiting for it to be
over and done with.
8 out of 16 people found the following review useful:
A Wannabe African-American Clone of "The Pineapple Express", 20 May 2009
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Author:
zardoz-13 from United States
*** This review may contain spoilers ***
Lurking beneath the surface of former gangsta rap video music director
Benny Boom's derivative African-American crime comedy "Next Day Air"
(** out of ****) lies the not-so-subtle message that pedaling narcotics
is a perilous occupation. This predictable, R-rated, 84-minute,
"Pineapple Express" carbon copy about minority drug dealers in
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, blasting holes in each other over a lost
horde of cocaine generates more bloodshed than buffoonery. Ironically,
first-time scenarist Blair Cobbs has penned a melodramatic screenplay
that casts its largely black and Hispanic actors in despicably
stereotypical drug dealer roles.
Nobody in "Next Day Air" deserves a shred of sympathy except the
protagonist's mother. She is literally the only character that isn't up
to mischief. Worse, the producers have squandered the talents of one of
the funniest black comedians aliveMos Defin a role so trifling that
it qualifies as a cameo. Although she has been as criminally wasted in
a similar minor role, it is gratifying to see Debbie Allen of "Fame"
back in a big-screen film. Furthermore, funnyman Mike Epps usually
makes even the worst comedy tolerably entertaining, but his presence
does little to enliven "Next Day Air." Director Benny Boom and
scenarist Blair Cobbs establish in the first ten minutes of "Next Day
Air" that the misguided protagonist, Leo Jackson (Donald Faison of TV's
"Scrubs"), loves to get high on reefer. His mother, Ms. Jackson (Debbie
Allen of "Fame"), calls her spoiled son on the carpet for his marijuana
misadventures and threatens to fire him. Leo goes into a tantrum and
pleads with her not to pink slip him. Nevertheless, the threat of being
fired has little impact on him afterward because he is back to puffing
pot on his delivery route in no time flat.
Meanwhile, a trio of cretinous bank robbers, Guch (Wood Harris of HBO's
"The Wire"), Brody (Mike Epps of "Resident Evil: Extinction") and
Hassie (Malik Barnhardt of "Belly 2: Millionaire Boyz Club"), sits
around their dumpy apartment and play video games. Actually, Guch and
Brody do the sitting while an oblivious Hassie sprawls out on a nearby
couch. The filmmakers appeared to have modeled Hassie on the Brad Pitt
slacker in "True Romance" who hung out on a sofa in his friend's house.
Recently, these low-lives attempted a bank hold-up that went hilarious
awry for the silliest of excuses. Apparently, Guch told Brody to grab
the loot after they entered the premises. Instead, Brody seized the
video surveillance tapes. Now, they watch the bank tapes and reprimand
Brody for his incompetence.
Guch and Brody reside in the same Philadelphia apartment complex near a
Puerto Rican couple, Jesus (Cisco Reyes) and Chita (Yasmin Deliz), who
are anxiously awaiting a shipment of ten bricks of cocaine from a Los
Angeles-based, cigar-smoking drug smuggler, Bodega (Emilio Rivera), an
hombre with no sense of humor. Boom and Cobbs show what happens to the
thugs who try to take advantage of Bodega, and it isn't a pretty sight.
After Bodega punishes a hood from misconduct, he promotes Jesus to
replace the dearly departed, and Jesus knows that his life isn't worth
a dime if anything untoward goes wrong through no fault of his own.
Naturally, Leo is getting high when he wheels in a giant box to the
apartment complex and delivers it to Guch and Brody. Brody cannot
believe his eyes, while Guch insists that God has answered their
prayers. Brody contacts his drug pedaling cousin, Shavoo (Omari
Hardwick of "Gridiron Gang"), and makes him a sales pitch. Initially,
Shavoo doesn't snap up Brody's offer because he keeps a stash in a
rental unit downtown, until he learns that somebody has stolen his
narcotics from him. Shavoo decides to accommodate Brody, but he is
suspicious about everybody since the burglars hit his rental unit.
Meantime, Jesus phones Bodega and reports that the merchandise hasn't
arrived. Instantly, Bodega grows suspicious because he contacted Ms.
Jackson's company Next Day Air and received confirmation that the
package arrived safely at its destination.
Bodega flies into Philly with his hard-faced henchman Rhino (Lobo
Sebastian of "The Longest Yard") who likes to get sadistic with
Bodega's enemies. Along with Bodega and Rhino, a desperate Jesus (Cisco
Reyes) and Chita (Yasmin Deliz) set out to find Leo and clear up
everything. They catch up with Leo, still inhaling pot even when he
drives his delivery van and Leo realizes to his horror that he did in
fact deliver the package to the wrong address. At this point,
pandemonium erupts out as everybody converges on Guch's apartment with
guns drawn and itching to shoot first and ask questions later.
The best thing about "Next Day Air" is that director Boom doesn't wear
out his welcome. This movie clocks in at less than 90 minutes. On the
other hand, this dud about a bunch of dimwits isn't exactly a
laugh-a-minute marathon. The finale consists of a hardcore, Quentin
Tarantino-type gun battle at close quarters. Boom stages this uneven
comedy as if he were aspiring to be a Guy Ritchie of "Snatch" fame.
Unfortunately, the gunfire overshadows the guffaws. Next Day Air" has
absolutely nothing to redeem it, and this Summit Entertainment release
scrapes the bottom of the barrel for the modicum of humor that it has.
1 out of 3 people found the following review useful:
Any dumber and it would club itself to death, 2 February 2012
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SanFernandoCurt from L.A.
I'm trying hard not to think all that stuff is right about Mayan doomsday later this year. Over the weekend, I saw a grating 15 minutes of this atrocity (that's all I could STAND) and was sure it's a sign End Times are upon us. "Next Day Air" is stupid. It's loud. It's pointlessly violent. It's an Egyptian soccer match of a movie. In one scene, a character cuts out someone's tongue - and that's the punchline! Hilarious! Someone must tell Yazmin Deliz that no one is sitting around missing Rosie Perez performances; foul-mouthed and screeching just isn't attractive. I'd like to know who gave this piece of crap a green light. Who? Who could hate us so much as to allow this to be made? It earned just over $10 million box office on its release - domestic and foreign - which probably was far under its budget. Many here have noted the movie is unfunny. That description doesn't suffice. "Next Day Air" is anti-funny; it explodes any wit or comedy in comes in contact with.
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