Whilst Jen flees Doug's advances and looks for a place where she is allowed to smoke Moss, feeling that he spends too much time with Roy, answers an advert for what he thinks is a German cookery course though in fact Johann, the German who placed the ad, is a cannibal who wants somebody to eat. Hearing that Johann has a state of the art television Roy pretends to offer himself as a victim, solely so that he can watch his new pirate DVD. Before anybody is eaten though there is a police raid but they are more concerned with the pirate DVD than cannibalism. Written by
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Did You Know?
In one scene with Jen, you can see Moss reading 'Mustard Magazine', a cult comedy magazine that IT Crowd writer Graham Linehan
reads in real life. See more
Roy is seen playing with a DualShock 2 controller from a Playstation 2 but the console on the table is clearly an Xbox 360. See more
[just got off the phone with Douglas's PA
Right, I'm off. Douglas is on his way down.
Well, to be honest, he's been making advances. He keeps asking me if I want to go for a ride in his helicopter.
I wanna go for a ride in the helicopter!
Then grow a pair of tits.
[more to himself
If I did have tits, I wouldn't mind letting someone have a go on them for a ride in a helicopter.
Two-Part Invention in F: No. 1
Music by Johann Sebastian Bach
Played by Philip Rham See more