Bret and Jemaine enlist a semi-pro actor to cheer up Murray after a disappointing gig. Asked to place a good-hearted rejection call, the actor gets carried away, offering Murray and the Conchords a recording deal that's too good to be true. Written by
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During the whole bar sequence at the beginning you can see Bret wearing a shirt with the rejected gift idea, the cross-stitch of Sally, from episode 5. See more
I think you gotta use honesty here. I mean, you know it's always the best policy, like the other day there was five, well maybe it was like four, really hot foreign chicks. They were like Swedish or Korean in my shop and they were like "Dave, we want to have a five way with you". And I just told them "Honestly? Ok". And then I just gave it to them hard, and that's the best way to go. Then after that they're like "Dave, will you marry us?" and I was like "Excuse me, but I don't think monogamy is...
Frodo, Don't Wear the Ring
Written by Jemaine Clement
and Bret McKenzie
Performed by Jemaine Clement
and Bret McKenzie See more