Shawn Spencer:
Gus, you're not going to find a nanny on the internet. If they're posting there, they're already too desperate. It's like online dating. Remember when you went on matchmaker.com?
Burton 'Gus' Guster:
You mean when you posted a profile of me without my knowledge?
Shawn Spencer:
Right, and all the women who responded were complete freaks.
Burton 'Gus' Guster:
That's because you said you were looking for a woman strong enough to hold me.
Shawn Spencer:
I didn't think they would take it literally.
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