The Rig (2010) 3.1
In the midst of a tropical storm, the crew of an offshore oil rig must survive the rampage of a creature after invading its undersea habitat. Director:Peter Atencio |
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The Rig (2010) 3.1
In the midst of a tropical storm, the crew of an offshore oil rig must survive the rampage of a creature after invading its undersea habitat. Director:Peter Atencio |
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| Stacey Hinnen | ... |
Freddy Brewer
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| Serah D'Laine | ... |
Carey Fleming
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| Marcus T. Paulk | ... |
Andrew
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| Carmen Perez | ... |
Rodriguez
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| Dan Benson | ... |
Colin Brewer /
The Creature
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| Robert Zachar | ... |
Faulkner
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| Scott Martin | ... |
Kyle Dobbs
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Darren Scott | ... |
John
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| Eric Bivens-Bush | ... |
Virgil
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| Jacob Bruce | ... |
Wallace
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| Dennis LaValle | ... |
Earl
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| Art LaFleur | ... |
Ken Fleming
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As a hurricane rages outside, the small but experienced crew of an oil drilling rig settles in to ride out the storm. Isolated on the rig, their calm is short lived when a crew member goes missing and an extensive search proves futile. Slowly, they discover that a deadly creature is stalking the skeleton crew, eliminating them one by one. Surrounded by nothing but raging ocean, their communication severed and no way off the rig, the roughnecks try to survive the stormy night with an unrelenting force of death hunting them down. Written by Producer
If you're wondering why, with a summary like that, I can only give it 1 out of 10, let me explain.
If someone can take a script this bad and a cast so poor and still persuade people to hand their money over to it, then, if you're an aspiring movie maker, you should be ecstatic.
It has absolutely everything bad you can think of in a movie: Horrendously poor editing; a completely pointless flashback to a few minutes earlier, in black and white to remind you (if you're a complete idiot) what just happened; dreadful, tinny low budget music to match the low budget set; and a man in a plastic monkey suit grabbing people in a quick blur of camera motion while someone throws fake blood around.
And dialogue that's so poor that if they had managed to hire a cast of decent actors they would have ended up shaking their heads at the inanity of it all.
There are some tits in it. That ought to double the viewing audience.
Give this one a wide berth unless you have the choice of watching this or sticking map pins into your eyeballs.