Orthopox:
[
on a holiday ad] Welcome to the Fourth Ring of Furon. Science, industry and leisure amongst the stars with a Furon twist. It is a vacationer's paradise for fun in the simulated sun. Ogle at the wild weird ways of Earth monkeys in our human habitat, enjoy our unique games and diversion, then gaze upon the blinding unapproachable splendor of the Emperor's Summer Palace.
Cryptosporidium:
Unapproachable splendor of the Emperor's summer palace? You sound like the cruise director on Love Boat.
Orthopox:
Well I have a bit of history here. Giving tours was one of my duties.
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