My Boys (TV Series)

Douchebag in the City (2007)

Michael Bunin: Kenny Morittori

Quotes 

• PJ Franklin : [about Brendan]  Okay, does anybody know that douchebag who just left?

  Mike : Not me. I don't hang with douches.

  Stephanie : What's wrong with him?

  Kenny : Ever since you gave him that 'Sexiest Bachelor' thing, he's been shortening his words. "Waffs" and "Vods."

  Bobby : Yeah, it's... annoy.

• PJ Franklin : [excited]  Lyssa is coming in from New York for the weekend. She's my old buddy from college, the editor of my newspaper.

  [the boys don't react] 

  PJ Franklin : [excited]  She gave me my first column.

  [the boys still don't react] 

  PJ Franklin : [dropping her enthusiasm]  She's hot and single.

  Mike , Kenny : [finally interested]  Ohhhhh!

• Kenny : I sell sports memorabilia. "Sports!"

  Mike : Gymnastics is a sport.

  Kenny : No, it's not. Can you play defense?

  Mike : No, but you keep score and the most points wins.

  Kenny : So 'Family Feud' is a sport?

• Mike : [spotting Brendan across the dance floor]  I'll call 'im.

  Bobby : Why don't you tell him you're 1984 and you want your sunglasses back?

  Kenny : Or just tell 'im you're 1984 and you want Mary Lou Retton's leotard back.