If you give a mouse a cookie, he'll want a glass milk. If you give him some milk, he'll want more. If you give a mouse more milk, he'll develop a taste for human blood. If he develops a taste for human blood, he'll become a vampire. If he becomes a vampire, he'll have to make followers. Now, if he makes some followers, they'll need to feed. If they feed too much, the national guard will be called out. If the national guard is called out, they, too, will become fodder for the vampires. If the ...