Jerry Russo: Okay, everybody, gather round. Time for the semi-annual new sandwich idea meeting. Okay, Max. Go!
Max Russo: The crust-lover's special. It's a sandwich made out of only bread crusts.
Jerry Russo: Well, what do you do with the middles?
Max Russo: It'd be nice if you pitched ideas rather than problems, once in a while.
Justin Russo: Somebody fixed these dice.
Alex Russo: Why are you looking at me? Yeah, you should look at me.
Alex Russo: [showing Harper the fashion magazine office] So. This is where it all happens. Over there is photography, where they show beautiful girls so other girls feel inferior.
Harper Finkle: Ooo.
Alex Russo: Over there's editorial, where they write articles that make girls feel inferior.
Harper Finkle: [laughs excitedly] What's over there?
Alex Russo: Oh, that's the kitchen, where people are too self-conscious to eat.
Millie: Okay, we'll be home by ten.
Justin Russo: We'll be here.
Benji: Hey, did you bring your action figures?
Justin Russo: No.
Benji: That's okay. I got lots.
Justin Russo: Do you have Aqua Avenger?
Justin Russo: Okay. I'll be him.