Hey, shit nuts. Your fucking waxer ruined my ball. It's yours now. I want a new one.
Alright, first of all, shit-for brains, that area's being remodeled. You ain't even supposed to be over there. And secondly, you're a fucking dip shit. It looks to me like you just pressed down too goddamned hard. You're supposed to let that machine do all the work. I don't see it as a malfunction at the junction boy.
Maybe you should open your fucking eyes then, idiot. There's one inch of sharp screw embedded ...
Written by George Belanger, Derrick Gottfried and Darren Moore
Performed by Harlequin
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