American High School (2009) (V)

User Rating:

2.2/10   

Director:

Sean Patrick Cannon

Writer:

Sean Patrick Cannon (writer)

Release Date:

7 April 2009 (USA)

Genre:

Comedy

Tagline:

Life Is What You Learn Between The Sheets

Plot:

"American High School," a romantic comedy, is centered on two people who marry young and contend with the consequences of "bad" actions...

Cast

Jillian Murray	...	Gwen Adams
Talan Torriero	...	Holden Adams
Aubrey O'Day	...	Hilary Weiss
Martin Klebba	...	Principal Mann
Nikki Schieler Ziering	...	Miss Apple (as Nikki Ziering)
Brian Drolet	...	Jonny Awesome
Hoyt Richards	...	Kip Dick
Pat Jankiewicz	...	Mr Seuss
James E. Foley	...	Matt Mysterio
Alex Murrel	...	Dixie
Davida Williams	...	Trixie
Madison Dylan	...	Candi
Cameron Goodman	...	Jo Awesome
Scotty Kyle	...	Doogie
Ashley Morey	...	Alice

MPAA:

Rated R for pervasive strong crude and sexual content, non-stop language, some nudity and drug material.

Runtime:

USA:86 min

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Certification:

USA:R | Singapore:M18

Filming Locations:

Beverly Hills, California, USA

Company:

American High School

Soundtrack:

Let It Come True

OMG, this is the worst movie I've seen in my life!

OK, I just spent an hour and a half watching this movie, another half hour making a "WTF" face and staring at the screen in disbelief, and some 10 minutes to write this comment, so all in all I've wasted more than two hours of my life.

First I'd like to say that I really, and I mean really, enjoy this type of movies, when I don't expect much and just want to relax my brain and enjoy in a few laughs. Not only that there were NO funny scenes in this movie (literally), but I also didn't relax, I mean this was brain torture! The characters are annoying, the plot is *put your favorite swear word here* stupid, the acting was awful (I have to give some credit to Jillian Murray though, she did OK, but that's about it, all the other actors sucked), the directing was even worse and I really can't find not one positive thing here. I don't know how many votes it takes to get to the bottom 100 list, but I hope it makes it there soon.

This is the first time I am giving a 1/10 to a movie (I usually try to find at least something good) and the first time I'm writing a comment here, but I just had to share my anger. Please don't watch this, staring at the wall for an hour and a half is more exciting, trust me.