Henry Roth is a man afraid of commitment up until he meets the beautiful Lucy. They hit it off and Henry think he's finally found the girl of his dreams, until he discovers she has short-term memory loss and forgets him the very next day.
After discovering her boyfriend is married, Carly soon meets the wife he's been betraying. And when yet another love affair is discovered, all three women team up to plot revenge on the three-timing S.O.B.
After moving his family back to his hometown to be with his friends and their kids, Lenny finds out that between old bullies, new bullies, schizo bus drivers, drunk cops on skis, and 400 costumed party crashers sometimes crazy follows you.
While in his teens, Donny fathered a son, Todd, and raised him as a single parent up until Todd's 18th birthday. Now, after not seeing each other for years, Todd's world comes crashing down when Donny resurfaces just before Todd's wedding.
After a blind date gone horribly wrong, Jim and Lauren agree they never, ever want to see each other again. Well, that's all about to change when the two find themselves and their respective families (including children) all stuck together in one suite at an African Safari vacation spot. Written by
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Jim's nickname for his daughter Hilary is "Larry." Larry is a main character played by Kevin James from another movie Adam Sandler starred in titled "I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry." See more »
When Lauren and Jen are talking while working on the closet after Lauren's return from Africa, one of the pairs of shoes on the shelf,that Jen is arranging, change from neat to untidy to neat, back to untidy and then back to neat again. See more »
Mr. Bellyflopolis, the crocodiles are fake!
[Jim looks at the fake crocodiles around him in the water]
Yes, they're fake!
Why would you make them look so realistic?
Well, to scare the baboons away.
You just scared a zebra stripe into my underwear!
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I'm on to you, Sandler. I know who you really are.
Are any of you DC fans? You know, Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman and all the rest of the Justice League? In case you're not, I'll give you a brief history lesson on one of their most powerful opponents, Darkseid.
For all intents and purposes, this guy is Satan. He rules a planet with fire pits so massive that they can be seen from space where people are enslaved, tortured, brainwashed and even murdered on a daily basis. Darkseid's subjects have only ever known tyranny and precious few manage to escape. In the interest of fairness, he wasn't always like this. He had a wife and son at one point, but his own mother had this woman assassinated. TV Tropes calls this a Moral Event Horizon and he pretty much decides that if he can't be happy, then nobody will.
As such, his goal in every iteration is the complete subjugation of all life in the universe. He wants everything and everyone remade in his image, which sounds like a tall order for someone who isn't exactly a god. The means to this, though, is the title of my review: the Anti-Life Equation. He obsessively seeks this thing to the very ends of the universe, which I believe has brought him here to Earth.
At first, Adam Sandler baffled me. His declining quality of films seems to only bolster the fan base he has. Most of his jokes are shock humor, funny only on the most superficial of levels to children who don't know any better in the vein of Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. Somehow he keeps lowering the bar and his audience remains fiercely loyal to him. How? I watched this movie to find out, disturbed by my own silence and stillness throughout. And then it hit me...Adam Sandler is searching for the Anti-Life Equation and by god he is getting close. If you sit a rational human being down and show them a double feature of Jack & Jill and Grown Ups 2, you will break them in such a profound way as to render them a drooling vegetable. Don't let him succeed. DO NOT LET ADAM SANDLER ACQUIRE THE ANTI-LIFE EQUATION. We will all pay a terrible price if he does. Worse than indoctrination at the hands of the Reapers.
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