- James Jones: [Snobish] So I tell the guy that he has some spinach on his front teeth and do you know what the prick tells me ?
- Tracy Cole: [Snobish] No ? What can a guy that cleans toilets possibly tell you ?
- James Jones: 'That nobody's perfect and sometimes humans have lunch' you know ? What an idiot. Ah, ah, ah !
- James Jones: Ah, ah, ah.
- Donald Parker: You know what guys ? I never managed to pick up a girl in a bar or in a restaurant, it's just not me. Just not me...
- Ronald Parker: Oh, my, oh my little brother. You never listen to the Academy award seducer I am... Let me show you with Cindy, if I may ?
- Cindy Rella: Sure !
- Ronald Parker: [taking her hand in his and facing the most seductive look ever] See, you only have one sentence to remember ?
- Ronald Parker: So I'm telling George
- [Clooney]
- Ronald Parker: if he'd be so kind to sign an autograph for one he's biggest fan of 'ER', my little cousin. She's thirteen, still have a teeth aparel and madly in love with George Clooney, and, some kind of Teddy bear.
- Cindy Rella: Oh really, let me introduce you then... to my...
- [takes out of her purse a cute Teddy bear]
- Cindy Rella: little teddy bear !
- Ronald Parker: Wow, lucky me !
- [shaking the Teddy bear's hand]
- Ronald Parker: Nice to meet little teddy bear ! Can I have an autograph or something ?
- Cindy Rella: [voicing the Teddy bear and making it give a kiss to Ronny] Nice to meet you too.