- Bully: Hey Addams, you know the drill, now gimmie your lunch money.
- Wednesday Addams: He already spent it on lunch. If you want to mug Pugsley, you should do it in the morning.
- Morticia Addams: Gomez, that sounded like the moodful, anguished cry of someone in complete and utter terror...
- Gomez Addams: [wiggles his eyebrows] Let's go make certain.
- Photographer: What is that exquisite creature?
- Uncle Fester: Itt's Themm.
- Photographer: Who?
- Gomez Addams: No, Themm is Itt's, not Who.
- Photographer: What?
- Uncle Fester: No, What's where Who is when Itt's here. It's Themm.