Hazel is counting the final votes for the Clod Awards: best performance in the recently finished serial "Roman Around". Ethel, Harry and Neil are all hoping to win. Tony English shows Neil how to create foam plastic. Ethel's Australian cousin Enid arrives with an Emu and rubs every one the wrong way. Ethel herself manages to avoid Enid completely. Neil shows a film of him going white water canoeing. Colin Daley introduces a Wild Card in his Super Sleuth competition. Billy Connolly plugs his new single for the theme from Supergran and faces Mike Peters of the Alarm in the Sandwich Quiz.
—The TV Archaeologist