You know what? Because this film is so god-awful, I am going to spoil absolutely EVERYTHING! Just to make sure that you never, EVER, see this sack of crap.
The story revolves around Theo, a fat pig of a truck-driver. I'm saying pig because he actually looks like a pig and is so fat that he's about the size of his truck. How this monster of a man could ever find a sweet, good-looking wife - let alone two - is entirely beyond me.
'cause that's the gist of it all. Fat Theo has a wife and daughter in Germany, and a wife and daughter (and another kid on the way) in Sweden.
The film in itself consists of endless shots of Theo driving his truck to the sound of some crappy western-song, except when something "sad" happens and you hear the song "Sad girl" over and over. The same sappy song at least 6 times or more!
The acting is horrendous and the plot entirely uninteresting except for the fact that the wives, of course, find out about each other - so what do they do? They accept it!? WTF!? Any reasonable woman would have cut of Theo's genitals, then burned them and shoved them up his...you get the picture. But these two - both of them - are actually okay with this!?
So now we not only have a film that says bigamy is fine, no. What does Theo do when both wives now of the other? He gets frustrated over the fact that both of the call him on his cell when he's on the road. So, he does the only reasonable thing possible of course - he starts hitting on his hot colleague!?
Please do yourself a favor - don't EVER see this film. In fact, tell everyone you know to never ever see this film. Should you see a DVD of it on a shelf somewhere, take it down, stomp on it or just break it in two - the world will be a better place if you do.
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