Dead Like Me: Life After Death (2009 Video)
Daisy Adair: I'm returning to the theatre.
George Lass: Returning? I thought you only did movies.
Daisy Adair: What's the difference?
George Lass: A live audience.
Daisy Adair: Where the hell is Rube? I need my coffee.
Roxy Harvey: People, this is hallowed ground. Show some respect.
Mason: I'm showing respect. Auf Wiedersehen, der Waffle Haus.
Daisy Adair: [Puts hand on chest] Fond farewell to a shitty, little restaurant.
Mason: Which didn't extend me any more credit,
[Holds middle finger up]
Mason: so fuck you!
Reggie Lass: Just because you're dead doesn't mean that I can't move in with you.
George Lass: And just because I'm dead doesn't mean I can't have a splitting headache.
Delores Herbig: It's amazing how such a small creature could fit into something so big!
George Lass: Well, Murray had a big heart.
George Lass: [Thinking] And Cameron was a big ass.
George Lass: [Upon meeting their new boss] Not to be all 'What the fuck?' about this but...
Roxy Harvey: What the fuck?
Mason: Goody! That means we get to play, you know, "High Risk Factor"! Okay, ready?
Roxy Harvey: [Girl runs by] Running with scissors...
Mason: [Points to barber babbling very quickly with customer] Barber on drugs, razor at throat...
Roxy Harvey: [Sees vain lady babbling] Then there's her...
Mason: What's high risk about her?
Roxy Harvey: Nothing. I just want her dead.
Daisy Adair: [Frustrated] Baenziger!
Roxy Harvey: Oh good! Now we get to play "Last Minute Panic"!