Nikki Cox: Tiffany Malloy

Quotes 

• Jack Malloy : Uh, where are you going, young lady?

  Tiffany Malloy : Oh, I have fifteen parties, and then we're all gonna wind up at the beach to watch the baby sea turtles hatch.

  Jack Malloy : Okay, honey, be home by ten.

  Tiffany Malloy : Ten, Daddy?

  Jack Malloy : Okay, eleven.

  Tiffany Malloy : Eleven, Daddy?

  Jack Malloy : Okay, twelve!

  Tiffany Malloy : Twelve, Daddy?

  Jack Malloy : Okay, come home whenever you want, but at least call me to let me know you're okay.

  Tiffany Malloy : No.

  Jack Malloy : Okay. Have a nice time.

  [Tiffany goes on her way...] 

  Jack Malloy : [... and Ross comes down the stairs]  Where are you going, Mister?

  Ross Malloy : To a party. Then we are gonna go down to the beach to put sugar in the gas tanks of the idiots watching the sea turtles hatch. Dumb tree-huggers are interrupting the birth cycle.

  Jack Malloy : Yeah, in my day we would have just beat the sea turtles with baseball bats, but hey! Grow or die! Peace to the shelled ones, man!

  [flashes hip peace sign] 

  Ross Malloy : Why don't you just watch MTV like all the other old people, Dad?

  Jack Malloy : [as Ross goes on his way]  There goes one unplugged dude!

• Tiffany Malloy : One of my patent leather pumps is missing. Does anyone know where it is?

  Ross Malloy : [gets accusatory looks all round]  Hey, don't look at me. That was just a phase!

• Ryan Malloy : Tiffany... you think that maybe you could get me into one of those parties tonight?

  Tiffany Malloy : Not even if you came with a bat and was filled with candy.

  Ryan Malloy : Maybe you could take me to the beach afterwards and we could watch the turtles hatch.

  Tiffany Malloy : Well, they won't hatch if you're watching.

  Ryan Malloy : How are they gonna know it's me?

  Tiffany Malloy : Cause all the females will crawl back into their shells.

  Jack Malloy : Honey... Honey, you're actually eating something. Does this mean you're finally hungry?

  Tiffany Malloy : No, I don't like the way this dress hangs.

  [bites off the tip of a carrot, swallows:] 

  Tiffany Malloy : There! That's better!

  [much pleased with fit of mini-dress now] 

• Jack Malloy : Yup, I love Sundays. It's a day for scrambled eggs, ball games...

  Tiffany Malloy : Church!

  Ross Malloy : What's church?

  Jack Malloy : It's where people used to go on Sundays before there was football.