Kevin Connolly: Ryan Malloy

Quotes 

• Ryan Malloy : Tiffany... you think that maybe you could get me into one of those parties tonight?

  Tiffany Malloy : Not even if you came with a bat and was filled with candy.

  Ryan Malloy : Maybe you could take me to the beach afterwards and we could watch the turtles hatch.

  Tiffany Malloy : Well, they won't hatch if you're watching.

  Ryan Malloy : How are they gonna know it's me?

  Tiffany Malloy : Cause all the females will crawl back into their shells.

  Jack Malloy : Honey... Honey, you're actually eating something. Does this mean you're finally hungry?

  Tiffany Malloy : No, I don't like the way this dress hangs.

  [bites off the tip of a carrot, swallows:] 

  Tiffany Malloy : There! That's better!

  [much pleased with fit of mini-dress now] 

• Ryan Malloy : [to Mom]  Well, I finally found Crystal. I didn't want to disturb her though, you know. She was going through your jewelry drawer.