Lockie Leonard (TV Series)

Weird Genes (2007)

Sean Keenan: Lockie

Quotes 

• Lockie : [in voiceover, Lockie is recounting his recent crises, including]  ... the total train-wreck with my first-ever girlfriend. Yep, only one thing to do: hibernate for the next millennium. Sure, after locking myself in my room for five days in a row things started to get a bit pongy, and Phillip broke out in a rash.

  Phillip : [in the kitchen, Lockie's brother Phillip is describing the horror, while scratching his neck-rash]  You know that dead eel I found, and I performed an autopsy on it, and I left its guts in the laundry by mistake, and Mum found it a week later? It stinks worse than that.

  Lockie : [in his dark room, safe under the comforter in his bed, Lockie continues in voiceover]  But at least you know what causes your own smell: sweaty socks, dirty jocks, mouldy boardies, Mum's cheese broccoli...

  Lockie : [he farts rather loudly, then lifts the comforter to take a whiff]  Yep, all good. Reassuring.