[
from trailer]
Amelia Earhart:
[
in awe] Great Gatsby!
[
from trailer]
Larry Daley:
This is the Smithsonian! This is the big leagues!
[
from trailer]
Jedediah:
Well, if it ain't Mr. "Big-in-the-Britches", himself!
[
from trailer]
General George Armstrong Custer:
Any questions
[
Sacajawea raises her hand]
General George Armstrong Custer:
[
Mumbles her name]
Sacajawea:
That is not my name.
General George Armstrong Custer:
Sacajamea?
Sacajawea:
No.
General George Armstrong Custer:
Sac, Sack-in-a-box?
Sacajawea:
No.
General George Armstrong Custer:
Cinco De Mayo. Mission Accomplished
[
from trailer]
Kah Mun Rah:
[
dramatically] I have come back to life!
Larry Daley:
No, I heard that. I got that. Welcome back.
Larry Daley:
I'm sorry. Last time I checked, I thought we lived in a free country. So...
Brandon:
No, we don't.
Larry Daley:
No?
Brandon:
It's the United States of "Don't Touch That Thing Right in Front of You."
Kah Mun Rah:
[
From trailer]
[
Confronting Vader]
Kah Mun Rah:
Is that you breathing? Because I can't hear myself think! There's too much going on here; you're asthmatic, you're a robot. And why the cape? Are we going to the opera? I don't think so.
Amelia Earhart:
It's a matter of life and death!
The Thinker:
I'll tell you what's a matter of life and death, that beautiful lady over there.
[
statue of Aphrodite giggles]
The Thinker:
Hey baby, check out the gun show going on over here. BOOM BOOM! Firepower!
Easter Island Head:
Did any of you Dum-Dums bring me Gum Gum?
Larry Daley:
Sorry, I don't mean to stare. You just look very familiar.
Woman:
I get that a lot.
Jedediah:
I didn't call you because we were in trouble... okay, we were in a pickle. But it wouldn't be the first time a had to fast talk my way out of a jam! I called you because you needed us.
Teddy Roosevelt:
I am Theodore Roosevelt, 26th president of these United States.
Larry Daley:
You know how you were telling me that the key to happiness was something but then the sun came up? I think I figured it out. It's doing what you love.
Teddy Roosevelt:
I was going to say diet and exercise, but the love thing is good.
Kah Mun Rah:
My parents must have changed the code.
Larry Daley:
A good place to check out is the miniatures.
Woman:
Can you take me there? I always get lost.
Tuskegee Airman #1:
The Tuskegee Air Men are enjoying their freedom.
Abraham Lincoln:
You two make an adorable couple.
Larry Daley:
Oh, we're not...
Abraham Lincoln:
You mean you are a, you're not a, I never lie!
Amelia Earhart:
[
Sees Kah Mun Rah's men approaching] Crimey, we've been jimmy-jacked!
Larry Daley:
Jimmy-jacked?
Amelia Earhart:
It's how I speak!
Larry Daley:
Yeah, but that sounds made-up, even for you...
Amelia Earhart:
[
flatly] 'Oh no, our path has been blocked by bad people' where's the excitement in that?
The Thinker:
I'm thinkin'...
Larry Daley:
This is hopeless.
Tuskegee Airman #1:
[
In announcing voice] The Tuskegee Airmen are headed down the runway!
Tuskegee Airman #2:
Would you stop narrating everything we do? Just live in the moment!
Tuskegee Airman #1:
[
In announcing voice] The Tuskegee Airmen are living in the moment!
Tuskegee Airman #2:
[
to Amelia] Ma'am, I'd just like to thank you...
Amelia Earhart:
For what?
Tuskegee Airman #2:
Well, a lot of people didn't think we could fly, either. Thanks for clearing the runway.
[
salutes her]
Octavius:
[
Trying to get Jed out of the Hourglass] You are going to live!
[
Smashes glass with his helmet]
Amelia Earhart:
Do you know why I became a pilot?
Larry Daley:
I have no idea.
Amelia Earhart:
For the fun of it. Why else would anyone do anything?
General George Armstrong Custer:
We're Americans, we don't plan, we do!
General George Armstrong Custer:
I'm a failure.
Larry Daley:
No, you're not.
General George Armstrong Custer:
No? Did you lead 208 Americans to their deaths in the Battle of Little Bighorn?
General George Armstrong Custer:
The battle of the Smithsonian. The greatest battle the world will never know.
Larry Daley:
We'll know.
Jedediah:
[
to Larry] That fancy suit you've been wearing is a hangman's suit. All gussied up and dead inside, that's not you.
Albert Einstein:
[
to Dexter and Able who are attacking Al Capone] You slap, you kick, you slap, you kick, you slap, you kick, team work, wonderbar.
Abraham Lincoln:
Remember, a house divided cannot stand.
Amelia Earhart:
I take it you have a plan?
Larry Daley:
I'm going to divide the house.
Kah Mun Rah:
Any questions?
Al Capone:
Ya. Why are you wearing a dress?
Kah Mun Rah:
It's not a dress. It's a TUNIC!
Jedediah:
[
to Kah Mun Rah] Two words come to mind when I hear you speak, weird and delusional. And If I had to pick a third... goofy. Just plain goofy.
Larry Daley:
[
while the cherubs are singing "My Heart Will Go On"] Love theme from Titanic, not really appropriate right now!
Kah Mun Rah:
I am Kah Mun Rah, the great king of the great kings, and from the darkest depths of ancient history. I have come back to life!
Larry Daley:
[
Awkwardly] Uh-hu
Kah Mun Rah:
Perhaps you did not hear what I just said. I am a century old Egyptian pharoah. I was dead, but now I have come back to life!
Larry Daley:
No I heard that, I got that. Welcome Back.
Amelia Earhart:
I just feel as if I've been asleep for along time and now suddenly I'm awake.
Larry Daley:
I can explain that.
Amelia Earhart:
I'm not one to shy away from danger.
[
Four spear go flying past her]
Larry Daley:
How about spears?
Brandon:
It's pronounced Brundon.
Kah Mun Rah:
Who ever you are Archie Bunker, you have a very comfortable throne.
General George Armstrong Custer:
In some countries, my hair is considered currency.
Jedediah:
You're crazier than a road lizard.
Kah Mun Rah:
You don't seem to be evil, you seem to be more of a grouch.
Kah Mun Rah:
[
to Jedediah in the hourglass] Why he's no bigger than a tiny grain of cus-cus.
Jedediah:
[
When Octavius is trying to get Jedediah out of the hourglass] I wanna get to the story of our relationship, the evolution from enemy to friends.
Octavius:
No!
Jedediah:
It'll make you cry.
Octavius:
No! You are going to live!
Amelia Earhart:
You've got moxy kid!
Kah Mun Rah:
[
to the birdmen, ordering attack against Lincoln] Makhta! Makhta!
Birdmen:
[
looking at Kah Mun Rah in confusion]
Kah Mun Rah:
[
imitating bird sounds] Arrh! Arrh!
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