Beth Turner: [earnestly] I need this microchip inserted in my hand.
Mick St. John: [incredulously sarcastic] Of *course* you do.
Josef Konstantin: [bangs on Mick's sleep freezer lid] Get up! UP!
Mick St. John: [yells] OK! OK!
Mick St. John: Oh... God. Tell me it's not twilight.
Josef Konstantin: Mmm... no.
Josef Konstantin: I'm looking for somebody.
Mick St. John: What? Do you think they're in here?
Josef Konstantin: You know when I met her, she was building a pirate army.
Mick St. John: A pirate army?
Josef Konstantin: You know, back in the day you could do that kind of thing.
Josef Konstantin: She stole money from me.
Mick St. John: I *knew* it. How much?
Josef Konstantin: A million bucks. Siphoned it from one of my accounts right before she disappeared.
Mick St. John: What, did you give her your password or something?
Josef Konstantin: [smiles sheepishly]
Mick St. John: [disbelievingly] You *gave* her your password?
Josef Konstantin: Not on purpose.
Mick St. John: I don't even want to know.
Beth Turner: [high on Black Crystal] Do you feel like this all the time?
Mick St. John: [dubious] I dunno... I doubt it.
Mick St. John: They're vampires. You're preying on your own kind!
Lola: Don't get all sanctimonious on me. Humans kill each other every day and no one even blinks.
Mick St. John: It's evil.
Lola: Evil's a word that gets tossed around a lot. Like "great". Or "awesome".
Terrance: [Mick throws gym back onto morgue table] Please tell me that's just lunch in there.
Mick St. John: Not this time.
Terrance: Oh! This is LA County Morgue, not 'Help You Autopsy' you can't just bring in your own bodies.
Terrance: Well, silver should show up in the blood.
[sticks needle into body, and draws back, sucking up only air]
Terrance: Blood should show up in the blood.
Beth Turner: I can't believe this double standard. I had to spend two hours getting myself up to club admissionability, and you're just wearing the same thing you always wear.
Mick St. John: Yes well, perpetual coolness is the vampire's curse.
Beth Turner: You're gonna do that vampire jumping thing, aren't you?
Mick St. John: I don't have a chip!
Beth Turner: Just being human is so lame.
Josef Kostan: Get up!
Mick St. John: Oh God, tell me it's not Twilight.
Josef Kostan: No, I need your help
Mick St. John: You need my help?
Josef Kostan: Don't make me ask again. I'm looking for someone.
Mick St. John: What, you think they're in here?
Mick St. John: [Mick is holding a stoned Beth under the shower water half afraid she'll hurt herself and half afraid he'll give in to the temptation she provides] It's the drug. It's the drug.
Mick St. John: [Lola looks at Mick and decides to play a mind game with Beth] Are'nt you afraid he'll find someone else once you start to get older and lose your looks?
Mick St. John: [Mick sees the look on Beth's face knowing that she's struck a nerve and decides to end it before Lola goes further] Leave her alone!
Beth Turner: [Mick is holding a thrashing Beth in his arms tightly so she won't hurt herself as they stand in his shower with ice cold water pouring down. Beth high on Black Crystal pleads to Mick as she tries to seduce him] Turn me.
Beth Turner: [Mick is floored by her request. And is fighting his growing attraction to her] It's the drug. It's the drug.