Mick St. John: [to Josef] Your office is not a safe place! Y - I'm going to bed.
Mick St. John: [to Josef] You've already died once this week, isn't that enough?
Josef Konstantin: [after Mick pulls the stake out of his chest] Thanks.
Mick St. John: You're welcome.
Josef Konstantin: What are you using back there, barbeque tongs?
Mick St. John: Would you hold still, I'm trying to get the second bullet.
Josef Konstantin: Are you going to stand there all day or are you going to help find out who killed me?
Mick St. John: You know, this, all this, isn't your fault.
Josef Konstantin: Yeah, but it is. I'm the one that did this to her.
Mick St. John: You know for a 400 year old vampire, you have a really low threshold for pain!
Josef Konstantin: Giving is different from receiving!