Wizards of Waverly Place (TV Series)

Little Sister (2008)

Selena Gomez: Alex Russo

Quotes 

• Jerry Russo : Lesson number two is about genies that live in a lamp. And they are the con artists of the wizard world.

  Alex Russo : Con artists? I thought they were supposed to grant you three wishes.

  Justin Russo : They do. But they take your wish and they twist it around into something you wish you never wished for.

  Max Russo : Is Alex a genie?

  [Justin laughs] 

  Jerry Russo : No, she's just your older sister. But good, Max, you understand the concept.

• [first lines] 

  Mr. Laritate : All right, my little history wranglers, enough ruckus. Let's start off Thursday's class like we always do: with an oral pop quiz.

  Alex Russo : [sarcastically]  Oh, my gosh, it's the Thursday pop quiz we have every Thursday; I'm totally caught off-guard.

• Mr. Laritate : Oh, Alex, you are definitely not your brother, Justin.

  Alex Russo : No, I'm not. I'm cuter, I'm more fun to talk to, and I don't have dental floss on a key chain.

  Mr. Laritate : Yeah?

  [he holds up a dental floss key chain] 

  Mr. Laritate : Well, I do. Justin made it for me. Ah, Justin. Those were the days.