Roy 'Chubby' Brown
A pal of mine does that all the time, you know he always goes to the cinema - 'cause it's half price you see - he's unemployed so he gets in for half price. But the thing is, you know, when I bump into him, he talks in fucking riddles. I bumped into him in ASDA the other morning, and this is how the conversation went; He said: "Hey Chubbs, you know Once Upon a Time in America MY Cousin Vinny was Home Alone, Rocky was Home Alone 2. This is The Greatest Story Ever Told. This is a Love Story about...