- [about the Night of Terror movie]
- Bernie 'Mac' McCullough: Not uh. You're not watching this movie. Its rated R. Its got cussing and stuff in it.
- [about Jordan staying up an extra hour]
- Jordan Thomkins: But Uncle Bernie, you promised when I turned 13 I could stay up an extra hour.
- [flash to Bernie's room with him talking to America]
- Bernie 'Mac' McCullough: He's right, America. I did promise him that. The only problem was that I didn't think he'd still be here when he turned 13.
- [about Jordan screaming his anger out in the closet, which Vanessa suggested]
- Vanessa 'Nessa' Thomkins: You know, Jordan. This isn't exactly healthy.
- [Jordan's mind drifting off about how he's going to disobey Bernie when he leaves, when he's supposed to be watching Bryana]
- Night of Terror Movie Box: [glowing all horror like] Watch me Jordan! Watch me!