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Captain: I'm gonna go Hercules on your ass!

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Messenger: [Leonidas has kissed the Persian's messenger on the mouth] What the hell was that?

Leonidas: What?

Messenger: You just kissed me!

Leonidas: That is how men great each other in Sparta: high-fives for the women

[high-fives Margo]

Leonidas: and open-mouthed tongue kisses for the men!

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Leonidas: [picks up subway sandwich] No mayo? This is bullshit!

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Urban Girl: Yo mama's so fat, her pant size is, um, um, um... Bitch, lose some weight!

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Traitoro: Stop kicking people into the pit of death! Really!

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Leonidas: I'm assembling an army to go to war with Persia. I'm going to take them in the rear... and then I'm gonna reach around, and I'm gonna take them again from the front!

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Xerxes: I tell you kid, you got balls. I come over here with a big army, we're goin' to shish kebab your ass.

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Sanjaya Malakar: [as he is falling into the Pit of Death] I'm not gaaaay!

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Paris Hilton: I'm a Hilton, I don't bow... but I do bend over.

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Leonidas: We may have won the battle, But they will win the war!

Other 12 Spartans: Aaah... What?

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Leonidas: Adjust your sword boy, it's digging into my back.

Sonio: But I'm not wearing my sword.

Leonidas: [pause] Carry on then.

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Leonidas: Yes, well, that may be the case, but your mama's so hairy, the only language she speaks is Wookie!

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Leonidas: Catch your breath. Vanilla blended. What is it boy?

Sonio: The Persians have found the secret passage through the hot gates.

Leonidas: Ah shit!

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Leonidas: Let us talk next to the giant pit of death.

Messenger: [casually] Okay.

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Captain: [as Leonidas is beating up his son] I remember when my father used to beat me.

Queen Margo: Rites of Passage?

Captain: No, my father was an alcoholic.

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Xerxes: [Xerxes finds the Allspark, gets into his car and it starts transforming. Soon he is a huge robot with a Flatscreen across his chest and red glowing eyes] I am Xerxes-tron! I am enhanced with strange Alien Technology!

[He turns the Flatscreen on and the Youtube logo appears]

Chris Crocker: Leave Britney alone! Leave her alone!

Leonidas: He truly is a God-King...

Chris Crocker: She's human!

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Queen Margo: How do you like me now, Sandman!

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Leonidas: The Oracle also said our painted on abs look fake!

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Rambo: When you're pushed, killing's as easy as... dancing.

[starts dancing]

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Leonidas: As long as Xerxes doesn't find the secret path to the Hot Gates... their vast numbers won't count for shit!

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Queen Margo: Come back with your shield or on it.

Leonidas: If I come back on it, I want you to move on.

Queen Margo: I would never do such thing!

Leonidas: Well, hell, if you died, I'd play the field! To be honest, I always wanted to do a fat chick.

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Captain: He has a good heart, Sir. And... nice man-boobs.

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