Traitoro begins to hear Margo speaking as one of the adults in Charlie Brown's world.
Leonidas says "Yo' mama's so hairy she speaks Wookiee!"
one of the Spartan prophets says "I look like Jabba the Hutt"
Rambo said "Say hello to my little friends"
Kevin Sorbo spoofs himself by shouting how he's about to go Hercules on the Persians
Dilio said "To infinity and beyond"
The Ellen DeGeneres-lookalike talks about not being able to understand, then says that was the reaction most people who saw Mr. Wrong had
Dilio says, "Never give up. Never surrender," which is the mantra from "Galaxy Quest."
quote "are you not entertained"
Dilio is seen with no eyes, just like one of the Creeper's victims.
Leonidas did Kung Pow's kung fu move to pumble Xerxes some more.
A Spartan said "I just Pimp your Momma".
When Leonidas is annoyed by the Dane Cook-lookalike, he first hits him lightly with the five-pressure-point-stroke, a martial arts-stroke that is described and performed in Kill Bill: Vol.2
(to Paris Hilton) "What can you do?" "Have you seen my video?" "Oh yeah."
When Leonidas is "training" his son, he says: - If you can dodge a golf ball, you can dodge a sword, paraphrasing the Average Joe's coach who says: If you can dodge wrench, you can dodge a ball.
Nicole Parker as Britney Spears is wearing a shirt which reads this movie title
"Yo momma's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming!"
"Save the cheerleader, save the world." "Actually I'm not into 'Heroes'."
Borat tattoo/"He looks like that fat guy from 'Borat'."
Betty is the Spartans' oracle
Dane Cook asks if anyone seen Employee of the Month in his stand up routine
Mentioned in dialogue: "This movie is just a cheap rip-off of '300'."
Margot turns into the black-suited Spider-Man
Someone mentions the last episode was very bad during the end credits
Referenced by name
old Rambo makes a cameo in the credits.
compared with Abrahams/Zucker movies
reviewed + footage used
mentioned among spoof movies done wrong
"I am Leonidas".
Leonidas runs after his son while wielding a chainsaw
Leonidas kicks Sanjaya, Paula, Randy and Simon into the pit, and convinces Ryan to jump in after them; cast sings "I Will Survive" on the set at the end
"Sparta's Next Top Model"
A Donald Trump look alike appears and tells the black suited Spider-man he's fired.
during the dance-off, Leonidas cracks his head while doing the sliding head dance move from this movie before saying "You got served"
Grand Theft Auto: Hot Gates
A look-alike re-creates Tyra's "you can kiss my fat ass" rant and then reveals her very large bottom.
"Dancing With The Spartans"
Xerxes offers a deal to Leonidas that if he surrenders, he and his people go on a vacation
Yo Momma competition
Knocked into the Pit of Death for his dull comedic routine, seen in the ending credits
Ugly Betty is the Oracle
a Le Chiffre lookalike tortures Leonidas by hitting him with the knotted rope while in the chair
The tap-dancing penguin. Also, Leonidas says "You've got happy Feet".
"300" is the main film spoofed in Meet the Spartans
an old Rocky Balboa appears as the movie's equivalent of the Über Immortal
Leonidas says "We're about to stomp the yard" and the soldiers break out dancing like in this film
Part of the Persian force
Queen Margo turns into the black-suited Spider-Man to fight Traitoro who is the sandman/fired by Trump
The Ogre Baby.
Xerxes finds the Allspark and uses it to turn into a Megatron-like robot
Britney's botched performance is reenacted at the end of the film