Messenger:
[
Leonidas has kissed the Persian's messenger on the mouth] What the hell was that?
Leonidas:
What?
Messenger:
You just kissed me!
Leonidas:
That is how men great each other in Sparta: high-fives for the women
[
high-fives Margo]
Leonidas:
and open-mouthed tongue kisses for the men!
Leonidas:
[
picks up subway sandwich] No mayo? This is bullshit!
Urban Girl:
Yo mama's so fat, her pant size is, um, um, um... Bitch, lose some weight!
Traitoro:
Stop kicking people into the pit of death! Really!
Queen Margo:
How do you like me now, Sandman!
Leonidas:
I'm assembling an army to go to war with Persia. I'm going to take them in the rear... and then I'm gonna reach around, and I'm gonna take them again from the front!
Captain:
I'm gonna go Hercules on your ass!
Paris Hilton:
I'm a Hilton, I don't bow... but I do bend over.
Xerxes:
I tell you kid, you got balls. I come over here with a big army, we're goin' to shish kebab your ass.
Leonidas:
We may have won the battle, But they will win the war!
Other 12 Spartans:
Aaah... What?
Leonidas:
Adjust your sword boy, it's digging into my back.
Sonio:
But I'm not wearing my sword.
Leonidas:
[
pause] Carry on then.
Sanjaya Malakar:
[
as he is falling into the Pit of Death] I'm not gaaaay!
Leonidas:
The Oracle also said our painted on abs look fake!
Rambo:
When you're pushed, killing's as easy as... dancing.
[
starts dancing]
Leonidas:
As long as Xerxes doesn't find the secret path to the Hot Gates... their vast numbers won't count for shit!
Leonidas:
Yes, well, that may be the case, but your mama's so hairy, the only language she speaks is Wookie!
Queen Margo:
Come back with your shield or on it.
Leonidas:
If I come back on it, I want you to move on.
Queen Margo:
I would never do such thing!
Leonidas:
Well, hell, if you died, I'd play the field! To be honest, I always wanted to do a fat chick.
Leonidas:
Catch your breath. Vanilla blended. What is it boy?
Sonio:
The Persians have found the secret passage through the hot gates.
Leonidas:
Ah shit!
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