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Meet the Spartans (2008)

PG-13 | | Comedy | 25 January 2008 (USA)
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The heroic Spartan king Leonidas, armed with nothing but leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag bunch of 13 Spartan misfit warriors to defend their homeland against thousands of invading Persians whom include the Ghost Rider, Rocky Balboa, the Autobots, and an ugly hunchbacked Paris Hilton and a shaved-head Brittany Spears. Written by matt-282

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300 had it coming (UK theatrical poster) See more »

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Rated PG-13 for crude and sexual content throughout, language and some comic violence | See all certifications »

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25 January 2008 (USA)  »

Also Known As:

13 Spartans  »

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Box Office

Budget:

$30,000,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend:

$18,505,530 (USA) (25 January 2008)

Gross:

$38,232,624 (USA) (25 April 2008)
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Trivia

To date (2011), one of two movies written and directed by both Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, not to have the word "movie" in the title. The other is Vampires Suck (2010). See more »

Goofs

When Queen Margo turns over on the massage table, one would initially think they saw a nipple slip, when in reality what you see is a white pastie - probably not common garb even for a spoof of a movie set in this time period. See more »

Quotes

Leonidas: As long as Xerxes doesn't find the secret path to the Hot Gates... their vast numbers won't count for shit!
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Crazy Credits

If you stay half way through the end credits, there are some alternative scenes and outtakes to watch See more »

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References Mr. Wrong (1996) See more »

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Written by Ali Dee (as Ali Theodore), Zach Danziger, Vincent Alfieri and Paris Hampton
Performed by Knife & Daisies
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Worst movie i've seen in a theater
26 January 2008 | by (Canada) – See all my reviews

I was recently forced to sit through Meet the Spartans. Ill start by saying that i'm very sick of all this epic/date/scary movie junk. It's been overdone and only appeals to people under the age of 9. The humor in this movie was just as awful as i thought it would be and i could predict the entire movie. I was told before-hand that it was only about 90 minutes, and was a little upset id be paying for that. After watching the movie i was beyond glad that i only had to be tortured for that long, rather than the usual 2 hours. I'll close by saying that if you're forced to watch this movie, rip your eyes out of your skull and pour salt into your head. It will be much more enjoyable.


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