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Meet the Spartans (2008)

PG-13 | | Comedy | 25 January 2008 (USA)
The heroic Spartan king Leonidas, armed with nothing but leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag bunch of 13 Spartan misfit warriors to defend their homeland against thousands of ... See full summary »
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The heroic Spartan king Leonidas, armed with nothing but leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag bunch of 13 Spartan misfit warriors to defend their homeland against thousands of invading Persians whom include the Ghost Rider, Rocky Balboa, the Autobots, and an ugly hunchbacked Paris Hilton and a shaved-head Brittany Spears. Written by matt-282

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Rated PG-13 for crude and sexual content throughout, language and some comic violence | See all certifications »

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13 Spartans  »

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Budget:

$30,000,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend:

$18,505,530 (USA) (25 January 2008)

Gross:

$38,232,624 (USA) (25 April 2008)
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Not screened for critics. See more »

Goofs

After Xerxes staples his nipple ornament back on, the scene changes, and when the scene comes back to Xerxes the staple is gone. See more »

Quotes

Captain: He has a good heart, Sir. And... nice man-boobs.
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References Mr. Wrong (1996) See more »

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Old Man Watching
Written by Ali Dee (as Ali Theodore) and Paris Hampton
Performed by JMC
Courtesy of DeeTown Entertainment
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26 January 2008 | by (United Kingdom) – See all my reviews

This was easily one of the worst films i've seen so far this year. I was obviously made very cheaply and it really shows on the screen. The jokes are extremely childish yet I wouldn't recommend it for children as some bits are somewhat offencive..they have really missed the mark on this one which I was really hoping would be good as I usually love this style of film. Most of the gags in the film have been seen time and time again and by the end the audience was really switching off and the younger members of the audience just started throwing popcorn around as it was so bad. In short if you have to go to the cinema this weekend see something else.


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