The heroic Spartan king Leonidas, armed with nothing but leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag bunch of 13 Spartan misfit warriors to defend their homeland against thousands of ... See full summary »
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The heroic Spartan king Leonidas, armed with nothing but leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag bunch of 13 Spartan misfit warriors to defend their homeland against thousands of invading Persians whom include the Ghost Rider, Rocky Balboa, the Autobots, and an ugly hunchbacked Paris Hilton and a shaved-head Brittany Spears. Written by
When Leonidas breaks the glass to get the penguin spear, he shatters it in the middle. When he reaches for the spear in the next scene, the glass has been broken from the end (to make grabbing the spear easier). See more »
[Leonidas has kissed the Persian's messenger on the mouth]
What the hell was that?
You just kissed me!
That is how men great each other in Sparta: high-fives for the women
and open-mouthed tongue kisses for the men!
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If you stay half way through the end credits, there are some alternative scenes and outtakes to watch See more »
Written by Eve (as Eve Jeffers), 'Swizz Beatz' (as Kaseem Dean) and Sean Garrett
Performed by Eve
Courtesy of Aftermath / Geffen / Interscope Records
Under license from Universal Music Enterprises
Contains excerpts from "Blow Your Whistle"
Performed by The Soul Searchers
Courtesy of Avant Garde Enterprises, Inc See more »
I was recently forced to sit through Meet the Spartans. Ill start by saying that i'm very sick of all this epic/date/scary movie junk. It's been overdone and only appeals to people under the age of 9. The humor in this movie was just as awful as i thought it would be and i could predict the entire movie. I was told before-hand that it was only about 90 minutes, and was a little upset id be paying for that. After watching the movie i was beyond glad that i only had to be tortured for that long, rather than the usual 2 hours. I'll close by saying that if you're forced to watch this movie, rip your eyes out of your skull and pour salt into your head. It will be much more enjoyable.
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