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Meet the Spartans (2008)

 -  Comedy | War  -  25 January 2008 (USA)
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The heroic Spartan king Leonidas, armed with nothing but leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag bunch of 13 Spartan misfit warriors to defend their homeland against thousands of ... See full summary »

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The heroic Spartan king Leonidas, armed with nothing but leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag bunch of 13 Spartan misfit warriors to defend their homeland against thousands of invading Persians whom include the Ghost Rider, Rocky Balboa, the Autobots, and an ugly hunchbacked Paris Hilton and a shaved-head Brittany Spears. Written by matt-282

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spartan | persian | warrior | spear | king | See more »

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Prepare to die...laughing. (DVD) See more »

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Comedy | War

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Rated PG-13 for crude and sexual content throughout, language and some comic violence | See all certifications »

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Also Known As:

13 Spartans  »

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Budget:

$30,000,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend:

£1,140,100 (UK) (21 March 2008)

Gross:

$38,232,624 (USA) (25 April 2008)
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WILHELM SCREAM: Persian warrior falling off a cliff. See more »

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When they first sing "I Will Survive", Sonio's mouth can be seen singing alone, before we hear the song or see anyone else is singing. See more »

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Leonidas: Let us talk next to the giant pit of death.
Messenger: [casually] Okay.
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"Tambourine"
Written by Eve (as Eve Jeffers), 'Swizz Beatz' (as Kaseem Dean) and Sean Garrett
Performed by Eve
Courtesy of Aftermath / Geffen / Interscope Records
Under license from Universal Music Enterprises
Contains excerpts from "Blow Your Whistle"
Performed by The Soul Searchers
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An All Time Low for Comedy
26 January 2008 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

I work at a movie theater, so the only reason I went to see this movie was because it was free and I thought that it just might be the kind of movie that's so bad me and my friends could entertain ourselves by making fun of it. However, Meet the Spartans left us completely dumbfounded and speechless. It's beyond bad! There was nothing you could say that could make of this movie, it does it all by itself and it doesn't even allow you to laugh while you watch it going down in flames. I considered its predecessor, Epic Movie, to be among one of the worst movies ever made. I didn't think it could possibly get worse, but it did. It's like watching 300 all over again expect with ridiculous pop culture references that aren't even funny. The guys who made this movie obviously don't understand comedy in the slightest bit. I hope that this is the last one of these ridiculous comedies that gets to occupy a theater over another film that might actually be worth something. This film is a waste of money for starters, but even if you don't have to pay, it's just a waste of time.


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