The New Adventures of Batman (TV Series)

A Sweet Joke on Gotham City (1977)

Burt Ward: Robin, Dick Grayson

Quotes 

• Sweet Tooth : If you want your water back, tell your Commissioner it'll cost five million dollars.

  Robin : That's a heck of a lotta jellybeans!

  Sweet Tooth : Exactly.

• Robin : Holy heavy rocks, Batman! That thing would've hit us for sure.

  Batman : I know, Robin, and we only have the Bat-Mite to thank.

• Robin : Prison will do you good. You can learn a trade, something you can get your sweet tooth into.

  Sweet Tooth : That's not funny, Boy Blunder! Just for that, my ransom is now up to ten million!

  [laughs wickedly] 

  Batman : You're impossible to deal with, Sweet Tooth!

• Robin : Leaping Lickerish, Batman!

• Dick Grayson : Sweet Tooth can only mean sour things for Gotham City.

• Sweet Tooth : It's time to make desert out of those two.

  Batman : It's some kind of oil slick, Robin.

  Robin : [after tasting a sample of the sticky substance]  Holy Bananasplits! It's marshmallow topping, Batman.

  Batman : No wonder it's sticking to the engine.

  Sweet Tooth : [laughs]  You can't have a Sunday without nuts!

  [shoots nuts out of a hose on his vehicle] 

• Robin : Super Submerging Submarines, Batman! Did you see that?

  Batman : Yes, I saw that. Sweet Tooth is full of surprises.

• Bruce Wayne : Looks bad for Gotham City. Our children could be ruining their teeth and their health. We'd better get on this case, Robin.

  Dick Grayson : Ready, Batman.

• Batman : How would you like to be Robin now, Dick?

  Dick Grayson : I thought you'd never ask.

• Robin : [Bat-Mite just fell off a building]  Great Balls of Gravity, Batman! The little fella's in trouble.

• Sweet Tooth : [catches Dick snooping in the storage room]  Who gave you permission to clean the storage room, kid?

  Dick Grayson : Uh, no one. I, I just thought I clean it...

  [Sweet Tooth rubs black paint off Dick's teeth with cloth] 

  Sweet Tooth : Argh! No kid of mine has half those teeth!

  [Pulls pillow from under Dick's green sweater] 

  Sweet Tooth : Boy, you certainly lost some weight, didn't you?

  Dick Grayson : Uh, well, I, uh...

  Sweet Tooth : You know who we got here, boys?

  Kid Gangmember : No, boss.

  Sweet Tooth : This is Dick Grayson, Bruce Wayne's wart.

  [laughs] 

  Dick Grayson : That's "ward."

• Dick Grayson : [after Batman saves him from being turned into a chocolate bar]  Batman! Perfect timing.

  Batman : Couldn't let my best friend turn into a gooey chewy.