You know what I did do? I went to a strip club. Do any of you know what that means? That means I saw naked women. And they shook their asses this close to my face, for money. Sure I coulda gone to that movie. But then I wouldn't have seen all those naked women, at the strip club, with the boobs, in my face. Now ask yourselves, can you blame me? And isn't that what you would have wanted me to do in the first place?