| Jefferson Brown | ... | Miles | |
| Darryn Lucio | ... | Cleaver | |
| Christopher Elliott | ... | Ben | |
| Melanie Marden | ... | Gabrielle 'X' | |
| Kelly Cunningham | ... | Wendy 'P' | |
| Katharine Jane Reid | ... | Fran | |
| Tyrone Greenidge | ... | Big Eddie | |
| Derek Cvitkovic | ... | Silvio | |
| Ted Neal | ... | Tommy | |
| Heidi Rayden | ... | Michelle | |
| Leslie Ferreira | ... | Stacy Usher / Swanson | |
| Sarah Scheffer | ... | Vicky | |
| Subeena Ishaq | ... | Rebecca Stinson | |
| Celia Rowen | ... | Party Girl | |
| Yo Mustafa | ... | Waiter | |
| Chris Ragonetti | ... | Doogie | |
| Lyanda Jackson | ... | Tricia Unger | |
| Helen Lamont | ... | Winnifred Underwood | |
| Merle Newell | ... | Stephanie Newman | |
| Cindy K. | ... | Angela Uvarek | |
| James Chmiel | ... | Top Gun Guy | |
| Kevin Ling | ... | Trainer | |
| Trevor Ziebarth | ... | Bloom Closet Guy | |
| Rasheeda Forbes-Riley | ... | Mary-Anne Quinn | |
| Simone Small | ... | Anne-Marie Quinn | |
| Michelle Smart | ... | Gwen O'Brien | |
| Ashley Van Herten | ... | Tiffany Smith | |
| Emidio DiPietro | ... | Mechanic #1 | |
| Calvin Skidmore | ... | Mechanic #2 | |
| Daniel Holmes | ... | Winnifred's Boyfriend (as Daniel A. Holmes) | |
| Amy MacNaughton | ... | Abbey | |
| Dorothy Brown | ... | Elderly Woman | |
| Mark Claybourne | ... | Bouncer | |
| Max Smith | ... | Angry Lineup Guy | |
| Chris Tyghe | ... | Stinson's Suitor | |
| Tanya Fiel | ... | Wendy's Girlfriend | |
| Sharon Teufel | ... | Wendy's Girlfriend | |
| Jeremy Steffens | ... | Common Room Guy | |
| Jason LaFontaine | ... | Common Room Guy | |
| Jay Ziebarth | ... | Common Room Guy | |
| Rob Shimmon | ... | Common Room Guy | |
| Karl DiPelino | ... | CMFU Deejay | |
| Sushi | ... | The Fish | |
| rest of cast listed alphabetically: | |||
| Luka Apt | ... | Common Room Guy | |
| Kim Allan | ... | Party Girl (uncredited) | |
Directed by | |||
| Karl DiPelino | |||
Writing credits | ||
| Karl DiPelino | (screenplay) and | |
| Chris Ragonetti | (screenplay) | |
| Chris Ragonetti | (story) | |
Produced by | |||
| Michael Baker | .... | executive producer | |
| Randy Manis | .... | executive producer | |
| Chris Ragonetti | .... | producer | |
Original Music by | |||
| John Jamieson | |||
Cinematography by | |||
| Gurjeet Mann | |||
Film Editing by | |||
| Karl DiPelino | |||
Art Direction by | |||
| Amy Victoria | |||
Set Decoration by | |||
| Tracey Tomlinson | |||
Makeup Department | |||
| Helen Lamont | .... | hair stylist | |
| Michelle Smart | .... | makeup artist | |
Production Management | |||
| Julie Hughes | .... | production manager | |
Art Department | |||
| Jen Charron | .... | property master | |
| J.P. Hyland | .... | art department assistant | |
| Christina Laing | .... | art department assistant | |
| Amy MacNaughton | .... | set dresser | |
| Jodi Tomlinson | .... | art department assistant | |
| Edmund Victoria | .... | art department assistant | |
| Jay Ziebarth | .... | graphic art | |
Sound Department | |||
| Julian DaBoll | .... | post-audio assistant | |
| Gary Daprato | .... | foley artist | |
| Armand Dowdall | .... | sound recordist | |
| Brian Eimer | .... | sound re-recording mixer | |
| Brian Eimer | .... | supervising sound editor | |
| Rick Ellis | .... | sound re-recording mixer | |
| Grant McAlpine | .... | dialogue editor | |
| Paul Mulley | .... | sound effects editor | |
| Andre Plante | .... | sound recordist | |
| Regan Ramos | .... | sound effects editor | |
| Jonathan Rimas | .... | assistant sound editor | |
| Rob Shimmon | .... | additional boom operator | |
| David Simmons | .... | assistant sound editor | |
| Colin Van Hattem | .... | sound recordist | |
Special Effects by | |||
| Steve Drummond | .... | special effects makeup | |
Camera and Electrical Department | |||
| Daniel Holmes | .... | gaffer (as Daniel A. Holmes) | |
| Matt Marek | .... | Steadicam operator | |
| Ted Overton | .... | first assistant camera: guest crew | |
| Kalpesh Patel | .... | grip: guest crew | |
| Rob Shimmon | .... | key grip | |
| Ross Shimmon | .... | generator operator: guest crew | |
| Aaron Szimanski | .... | first assistant camera | |
| Jay Ziebarth | .... | second assistant camera | |
| Trevor Ziebarth | .... | grip: guest crew | |
Costume and Wardrobe Department | |||
| Amy MacNaughton | .... | wardrobe assistant | |
Editorial Department | |||
| Mark Dury | .... | editorial consultant | |
| Daniel Holmes | .... | colorist (as Daniel A. Holmes) | |
| Eugene Ilao | .... | editing assistant | |
| John Luff | .... | editorial consultant | |
| Amy MacNaughton | .... | editing assistant | |
| Dan Payne | .... | editorial consultant (as Daniel Payne) | |
| Rob Rocha | .... | editing assistant | |
Music Department | |||
| Brian Hogue | .... | musician: Soundhouse Studio | |
| John Jamieson | .... | musician: Soundhouse Studio | |
| Glen Marshall | .... | music recording engineer: Catherine North | |
| Frankie Pine | .... | music supervisor | |
| Andre Plante | .... | musician: Catherine North | |
| Vince Sciara | .... | musician: Catherine North | |
| Rochelle Sharpe | .... | music supervisor | |
| Erik Tomas | .... | musician: Soundhouse Studio | |
| Anthony Valcic | .... | musician: Catherine North (as Tone Valcic) | |
| Colin Van Hattem | .... | music editor | |
| Colin Van Hattem | .... | musician: Soundhouse Studio | |
| Dino Verginella | .... | musician: Catherine North | |
| Trevor Ziebarth | .... | musician: Soundhouse Studio | |
Transportation Department | |||
| Jeff Steenbakkers | .... | vehicle wrangler: vintage cars | |
Other crew | |||
| Michael A. Levine | .... | entertainment lawyer | |
| Amy MacNaughton | .... | script supervisor | |
| Tara Parker | .... | entertainment lawyer | |
| Ben Ragonetti | .... | animal wrangler: fish | |
| Nika Rylski | .... | story editor | |
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A predictable formula, poorly acted, cliché dialog that no one would say in real life. At many times, you can't understand what the actors are saying, and frequently the music covers what they're saying. I kept waiting for things to pick up, but the humor declined, until the final minute, which I give the directors a lot of credit for. To follow such a bad script and premise so long, and then throw the Hollywood ending in the toilet is brave. I just don't think very many viewers will wait that long for such a small payoff. Teenagers hoping for a lot of skin probably won't wait 'til the end for that payoff, either. Two chuckles and a pretty girl don't make up for everything that's wrong with this movie. If it were someone's student project, I'd cut them some slack. Kind of like a porno without the sex scenes. The cinematography at times literally looks like a porno.