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Poker Run (2009)

Poker Run - Live to Ride, Ride to DIE! Robert and Allan are two upstanding lawyers, suburbanites, husbands caught in the grip of boring normalcy that sometimes plagues us all - the wife, ... See full summary »

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Robert Thorne ...
Ray
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Cheri Shaw
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Robert Cohen
J.D. Rudometkin ...
Allen Shaw
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Susan Cohen
Jay Wisell ...
Billy 'Bones' Eady
Crystal LeBard ...
Kaye
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Roy
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Kaye's Husband
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Amarillo Slim
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Dealership Manager
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Barmaid
Bill Henkel ...
Drunk Biker (as 'Still' Bill Henkel)
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Carlie Nettles ...
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Poker Run - Live to Ride, Ride to DIE! Robert and Allan are two upstanding lawyers, suburbanites, husbands caught in the grip of boring normalcy that sometimes plagues us all - the wife, the house, the cars, the debt. A quiet desperation that often finds its own unique outlet in the form of the motorcycle; an ultimate expression of freedom now consigned to weekend outings straddled by flocks of rich urban bikers living out Easy Rider fantasies. However Robert and Allan's biker fantasies soon come crashing headlong into the brutal realities of biker life when they find themselves in the hands of two psychopaths on wheels, Ray and Billy. In the middle of a Poker Run, a desert bike rally between Victorville and Vegas, Ray and Billy abduct Robert and Allan's wives and leave the two men with an ultimatum of death if they ever hope to see the women alive again. Now they must follow a bizarre set of clues that include several horrifying tasks that will leave the sweltering Mojave desert ... Written by Anonymous

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Live To Ride. Ride To Die.

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Rated R for strong brutal sadistic violence including a rape, some drug use, nudity, and pervasive language | See all certifications »

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1 December 2009 (USA)  »

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$600,000 (estimated)
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Cheri Shaw: What do you want from me? Why don't you just fucking kill me already? What do you want?
[crying]
Ray: Do you know what I really want?
[Long pause]
Ray: Pie. What kind of pie ya'll like?
[Long silence]
Ray: Me? I'm a cherry-pie-kinda-guy. I like something that's gotta little 'tang' to it.
[Long silence]
Ray: Well damn girls! Now you went and made me get hungry! I'll be back real soon. Ya'll don't go anywhere, alright?
Cheri Shaw: Please don't! Please don't leave us in here, please!
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Don't waste your time!
17 December 2009 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

This "movie" has it all. Bad acting, direction, writing, and lighting. How this was ever approved is beyond me. I admit that I do not know a lot about Hollywood but it seems that the people that made this movie know even less than I do about making films! The only reason that I continued to watch this film is normally I am a fan of the "nice person/people" that are put in a bad situation by a psycho, i.e. "Unlawful Entry" or "Cape Fear". I guess that I really should not have expected much from a low budget film such as this but it really aggravates me to know that I cannot unsee this movie. The only redeeming quality I can think of is it only lasts 90min.


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