- Stan Hooper: Hey, when does Clara Meeks come with another apple pie?
- Pete Peterson: Every Friday, first thing.
- Stan Hooper: Friday? It's only Tuesday. You know how many days that is between me and pie?
- Stan Hooper: Hey, Molly, listen to this one: Your minute last week really made me think about my life, God bless you Stan Hooper. That's why I work so hard on those little essays, you know, make a difference.
- [reading a fan letter]
- Molly Hooper: What was your minute last week?
- Stan Hooper: Eh, who remembers, ah, send him an eight by ten there, ah.
- Molly Hooper: Color or black & white?
- Stan Hooper: Color, I changed the man's life.
- Molly Hooper: He didn't say you changed it, he said you made him think about it.
- Stan Hooper: Oh yeah, you're right. Black & white.