- Bumblebee: You stole something?
- Sari Sumdac: Like you're such a shining example, Mr. Cross-My-Fingers.
- Bulkhead: Looks like this one needs a repair shop.
- Optimus Prime: You mean hospital.
- Captain Fanzone: You mean prison ward!
- GPS: Turn left. Turn left. Turn left.
- Captain Fanzone: Hey! If I want a backseat driver, I'll call my mother-in-law!
- Captain Fanzone: How come your interior's so much cleaner than mine?
- Sari Sumdac: Hmm, maybe 'cause it's not on fire?
- Captain Fanzone: Well, that's the problem with bending the rules: they usually snap back right in your face.