Space Force (TV Series)

It's Good to Be Back on the Moon (2020)

Ben Schwartz: F. Tony Scarapiducci

Quotes 

• Pella Bhat : Define masturbation.

  F. Tony Scarapiducci : I definitely will not.

  Pella Bhat : Well, however you define it I definitely did it.

• Reporter #1 : Is it true most of you are not astronauts?

  General Mark R. Naird : Becoming an astronaut is a little like losing your virginity. You can't claim it until after it happens.

  [scattered laughter] 

  General Mark R. Naird : Not all who go into space will be astronauts. Some will be asked to weld. Others will be asked to wire.

  F. Tony Scarapiducci : Unbelievable. What a great answer to a terrible question.